Britain: Do We Care About Our Language Skills?

Do Brits even care about their language skills anymore?
Honestly? I don’t think half of Britain gives a rat’s arse whether they’re communicating in a proper way or not.
Look, I know this makes me sound like a pretentious prick. I don’t claim to produce perfectly constructed writings, status updates or messages, but hey, I try.
The problem I have is with the oafs that constantly spew poor English wherever they go, without a care for bettering their language skills at all. They don’t try and they most certainly couldn’t give two shits about it either. Unfortunately, it seems that the British population is saturated with people that hold the same notion.
Considering we’re living in a ‘facebook world’ whereby textual communication plays a large part in our lives, you’d think that emphasis on properly communicating would be more evident than it is. Read the rest of this entry
Down With the Kids: Rollerblading is Gay

A picture of a guy that seems to be confirming the suspicions of the sexual preference of those that advocate the activity.
Yep. Apparently it is. Don’t worry, it’s news to me too.
And no, I don’t mean ‘gay’ in the sense of it being a ‘wondrous, happy activity’.
According to the fine and reliable source of the Interwebs, the enjoyable activity of traversing the concrete strands we call ‘pavements’ on some boots with wheels stuck on them is strictly reserved for men that like to fondle other men. This came as a surprise to me, as I wasn’t aware of the existence of this stigma or anything similar with relation to rollerblading.
If You’re Not A Customer, Do They Care About You?
I’m left feeling rather peeved that I’ve yet to receive a response from a company after patiently waiting over a week. It was quite unlikely that I would have conducted business with them, however a courteous reply would have been nice; in fact, any reply would been appreciated.
Let me get you up to speed instead of speaking in Parseltongue (oh dear a Harry Potter reference so early in the morning? That surely cannot be good for the soul…). Read the rest of this entry
A Formal Introduction? Not Quite…

I’ve finally done it.
For a while now, the urge to splurge my thoughts somewhere on the Internet has been slowly growing and today, I finally caved in to curiosity. I delved deep into the caves of WordPress and carved my stamp into what I can call ‘my corner’ of the vast web ecosystem.

